alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via phobias)

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Source: vocaroo, via 94-0)

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

(Source: katamarang, via topsho-ck)

fartgallery:

I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon

(via gnarly)

"It’s messing people up, this social pressure to “find your passion” and “know what it is you want to do”. It’s perfectly fine to just live your moments fully, and marvel as many small and large passions, many small and large purposes enter and leave your life. For many people there is no realization, no bliss to follow, no discovery of your life’s purpose. This isn’t sad, it’s just the way things are. Stop trying to find the forest and just enjoy the trees."

Sally Coulter  (via coyotegold)

(Source: tv-in-black-n-white, via doseofeuphoria)